Sesame Street: Furry Potter and The Goblet of Cookies (Harry Potter Parody)


NARRATOR: The following
preview has been rated LTD, for Listen to Directions. [MUSIC PLAYING] NARRATOR: Cookie Monster is
everyone’s favorite cookie wizard, Furry Potter. FURRY POTTER: Come
back here, cookie! NARRATOR: In the Furry Potter
and the Goblet of Cookies. FURRY POTTER: Wait, there
whole goblet of cookies? Whoa! Oh,oh! Ugh. Oh-ho! Ah, which way to goblet? Oh, which way to goblet? PROFESSOR CRUMBLEMORE: Behold! The Goblet of Cookies. FURRY POTTER: Oh boy, oh
boy, oh boy, oh boy, oof. Ah. Oh. Professor Crumblemore? PROFESSOR CRUMBLEMORE: Hmm? FURRY POTTER: There are no door. How me get the
Goblet of Cookies? PROFESSOR CRUMBLEMORE: If you
want the Goblet of Cookies, you must listen carefully
to the directions. The first task is to
sort these cookies. FURRY POTTER: Oh. PROFESSOR CRUMBLEMORE:
Now, listen carefully. Put the red cookies into the
red jar and the green cookies into the green jar. FURRY POTTER: That easy. Yeah, yeah. Me listened carefully. And me know that me put the
red cookies in the red jar. And me put the green
cookies is the green jar. Oh boy, oh boy, oh
boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Oops. Perhaps me spoke too soon. Oh, how me ever gonna
get that Cookie Goblet? Oh. [SIGHS] PROFESSOR CRUMBLEMORE:
Furry Potter. FURRY POTTER: Yeah? Oh. PROFESSOR CRUMBLEMORE: Listen
carefully to the directions. If you want to
get out of the web and reach the Goblet
of Cookies, you must now sort these cookies. FURRY POTTER: Oh. PROFESSOR CRUMBLEMORE: The
green cookies go in the red jar. And the red cookies
go in the green jar. FURRY POTTER: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me got this. This just like before. Red cookie in red jar. Green in green jar. SPIDER: No! FURRY POTTER: Wa-ah? SPIDER: You weren’t
listening carefully. FURRY POTTER: [SPLUTTERS]
What me do wrong, Professor Grumblemore? PROFESSOR CRUMBLEMORE:
[MUMBLING] FURRY POTTER:
Yeah, me listening, but me have no
idea what you said. PROFESSOR CRUMBLEMORE: [SIGHS] SPIDER: He said the green
cookies go in the red jar, and the red cookies
go in the green jar. FURRY POTTER: Oh. Me listened and me heard it now. Rule changed. It opposite. Red cookies go in green jar. And green cookies go in red jar. SPIDER: Good listening! FURRY POTTER: Oh! Ha ha. [GRUNTS] What me have to do
now to get those cookies? PROFESSOR CRUMBLEMORE: This
is the final challenge Furry Potter. You must sort the– FURRY POTTER: Yeah,
yeah– the cookies. Yeah, me figured this much. [SIGHS] Oh. PROFESSOR CRUMBLEMORE:
Now, listen carefully. The frogs go in the green
jar, and the dragons go in the red jar. FURRY POTTER: Yeah, right. Red cookies go in green jar. Got it. Wait a minute. Me not sure me listened
carefully enough. Me better listen again. OK. Me listening. What direction? PROFESSOR CRUMBLEMORE: The
frogs go in the green jar. The dragons go in the red jar. FURRY POTTER: OK. Me listened carefully,
and me hear it. The rules changed again. This time, it not
about color of cookie, it about shape of cookie. The frog-shaped cookies
go in the green jar. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. And the dragons
go in the red jar. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Me did it Professor Crumblemore. PROFESSOR CRUMBLEMORE: Good
listening, Furry Potter. FURRY POTTER: Thank you. And now me favorite
part of cookie magic, to make these cookies disappear. NARRATOR: Furry Potter
and the Goblet of Cookies, listen carefully for it
at a theater near you. COOKIE MONSTER: What? Woah, woah, woah. Hey, woah. Stop the music. Me can’t have
cookie for partner. COSTAR: Why not? COOKIE MONSTER: This why not. Cookie! Ah. [SCREAMS]

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